Al·i·son
[al-uh-suhn]
noun
2. a rare but formidable
creature found in the harsh and little known land of Canada (kuhn-yah-duh). Due to the unruly climate of Canada this
creature has formed tough skin to withstand both icy temperatures and the icy
words of bitchy snow beasts. Though
recently she has been sighted prowling around Sweden (sweed-n) and other parts of Europe. She is small so as to camouflage when
needing to avoid unwanted male pursuit, but has also developed impressive vocal
chords to attract wanted attention.
Quick to run she has proven hard to catch but can usually be found in
the local bar or club. Take care though,
when startled, she has been known to lash out and bite those that get too
close. The easiest way to view this flighty
creature is when sleeping, easy to spot by the gaping mouth and the snorting
noises she emits. All in all a pleasant
addition to Vallgatan and one that will be missed greatly.
3. Friend (frend).